Nothing Rhymes With Jennifer

Who cares if it’s the birthday of someone I know? HOO KAREZ?

Yes, boredom.

I often do not know what to do with all these BRAINS in my head, and that’s unfortunate because even though I’m admittedly delusional, I like to think I am capable of wearing SMARTY PANTS once in a while.

I need more money.

I need a very intense hobby.

Additionally, I need to buy some more lipstick... this time, I’ll go even frostier with my light pink shade. So frosty, it’ll freeze your lips on contact. Mine shall be the kiss of death.