Records Shot with Dots

Do you remember seeing that dead, bloated armadillo floating down deep inside that concrete well? The one you could only see at a certain time of day when the sun would hit it just right?

Do you remember walking to the store to buy Reese's Cups and Pepsi's, then walking back home and plopping down on some blankets in the floor in front of the TV just as Small Wonder was coming on, and saying - without irony - to your little brother, "We got it made, don't we?"

Do you remember getting that Nintendo Entertainment System way after everyone else got one, but not caring and playing the hell out of it over Christmas break?

Do you remember the day your mother told you, "Wow..... your shirt actually matches your pants today."

Do you remember stealing those rolling papers without even knowing what they were used for?

Do you remember your dad coming to school to pick you up out of the blue one day, and you saw him walking down the sidewalk in his "1,000 lb. Club" T-shirt, and you had never been more thrilled in your life?

Do you remember your cousin Kelly demanding that you say "excuse me" each and every time you stepped on someone's grave that day the two of you walked down to the cemetery?

Do you remember that glass swordfish statue your mom kept in the bathroom of the house that burned down?

(I'll post pictures sometime early next week. I semi-promise.)